science teacher: did you get a hair cut?

me: no, I want long hair.

co-teacher: oh, you know what you need to do to get long hair?  i can tell you.

me: ok, tell me.

co-teacher: you have to watch a video.

me: what video?

co-teacher: you know… you know?

me: no.

co-teacher: nevermind, it’s a secret.

me: tell me.

co-teacher: ok… “over 19” videos?  you know them?

me: I think we call that porn.

co-teacher: yes, I think so.

me: to grow my hair long?

co-teacher: i’m so embarassed.