me: “I want all of these for my birthday.”

S: “You already GOT your birthday present!”

“WHAT?!”

“THAT FOX SHIRT!”

“IS THAT ALL I GET?!”

“AND VIV!”

“ARE WE GETTING VIV!!!?!??!”

“I DON’T KNOW, DO YOU WANT VIV!??!!!?!?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW YET!!!!!!!!!!!”

BREAK

me: “So are we getting Viv for real or not?”

S: “I don’t know why we wouldn’t get Viv.”

“There are a lot of reasons why we wouldn’t get Viv.”

“Name three.”

“It’s a lot of money, a lot of money, and a lot of money.”

“That’s one.”

“Money, a lot of work, and we would have to train her.”

“You’re good at training.”

“I DON’T WANT TO TRAIN ANOTHER DOG RIGHT NOW.”

“FINE THEN WE WON’T GET VIV.”

“GREAT, THEN CAN I GET THESE THINGS??”

“YOU WOULD TRADE IN VIV FOR THAT CRAP!”

TO TWITTER

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