It started with the gastritis.

Then I got food poisoning (and sexually harassed) at the raw fish dinner with my co-teachers.

Then, Magic Day strikes – and I can’t take any Midol or ANYTHIGN because it’s not good for your stomach if you have gastritis.  So that makes the cramps unbearable.

Then I slept on my neck all wrong and wake up at 6 AM because my neck and shoulder are killing me.

This is not my week.  Except it’s totally supposed to be.