“Do you have three-toed or two-toed sloths?”

Des Moines zookeeper: “What?”

“Are your sloths here two-toed or three-toed?”

DMZ: “Is there a difference?”

“…Yes.”

DMZ: “What?”

“One species is two-toed – and then the other is three-toed.  And they look completely different.”

DMZ: “Well, one of our sloths only has one toe!”

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